reasons for me refusing to go to college:
- the term “bachelor’s degree”. there is serious need of some gender neutrality here and it’s disgraceful that we still use this obsolete language in the 21st century. if you’re a proud, unapolagetic owner of a “bachelor’s degree” you need to be put down.
The term bachelor’s degree is an English adaption of the french word Baccalaureat, which translates from latin to mean a laurel of berries, something that was once commonly bestowed upon graduates. Try harder.